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David Ortiz, to Gordon Edes of ESPN, when talking about his position as leader of the Boston Red Sox. Remember that this is coming out of the mouth of a player who has been referred to by a fatherly nickname his entire career, has been given millions of dollars by an organization that is undyingly faithful to him, and is adored by everyone in Boston. But, you know, that’s not enough. |
Today, the Orlando Magic announced a drastic change in the makeup of their franchise. The team was cutting ties with its coach, Stan Van Gundy, as well as GM Otis Smith. This is a move that many teams have made before in response to poor performance on the court. A blank slate is often a tool to bring a franchise out of a funk and back into contention.
But following the firings, on-court performance has not been the principle issue. All everyone seems to care about is whether or not Magic center Dwight Howard will like the new state of affairs in Orlando, possibly enough to invest his trust in the team. For the Magic, this move appears to be more about pandering to their star player than anything else.
This, to me, shows that the Magic have a completely wrong idea of where their organization should be headed, and shows the principal problem with the NBA. The Magic, for what seems like an eternity, have been overhauling their team for the benefit of a center who missed 20 percent of their team’s games this year.
How did the other eleven payers on the Magic bench feel about Howard’s season-long feud with Van Gundy, while the team went out and tried to make the postseason? What did Howard do to deserve having the whole Magic front office obey his every whim because of his threats to leave? Howard has taken over what was a team, and is tearing the organization apart.
If I wanted to start fresh in Orlando, I would get rid of Howard, and use the guys I traded for to build a team, not just a giant surrounded by a disrespected supporting cast. I would care about basketball instead of one greedy player.
That’s the worst start after 22 games in the history of the Angels. (They began play in 1961.)
Coincidentally that’s also the Angels worst start since they signed Albert Pujols.
(Info courtesy of KLAC Radio)

[Michael Dwyer-AP]
The game didn’t matter.
It just wasn’t the Yankees’ day. Freddy Garcia only managed to record five outs, giving up five earned runs and seven hits. The Yankees had fallen behind nine to nothing in the fifth inning, and as the seventh began, the deficit was 9-1.
I listened to the first six innings on the radio, hearing John Sterling’s voice grow more and more melancholy as the Red Sox hits kept coming. When the Yankees were down 7-0 in the fourth, Sterling and Suzyn Waldman made a point of saying that the Yankees were not to be counted out yet, that stranger things had happened at Fenway Park.
I scoffed. I thought that they were just trying to keep radio dials turned to WCBS, and returned to my history homework. I turned on Fox during the seventh inning, when my mom told me that Phillip Humber of the White Sox was three outs away from throwing a perfect game. The game was also televised by Fox, and the network sent its Eastern feed to a split screen, with the White Sox-Mariners game taking center stage. After Humber stuck out Michael Saunders to start the ninth inning, the Yankee game was erased from my TV screen. The game didn’t matter. The Red Sox were ahead 9-1. It was over.
I watched Humber retire the next two batters and complete the 21st perfect game in baseball history. He was given a dousing from the water cooler by Alexi Ramirez during his interview with Fox at Safeco Field, and the announcers comments on what a fantastic game they had seen. They signed off, and I was taken back to Boston.
“As you may notice,” said Joe Buck, “the score has changed.”
The next thing I saw was a replay of Nick Swisher belting a home run over the Green Monster in left field to make the game 9-5. There were runners on first and third, and none out.
“The Yankees, with one swing, can make this a one-run game,” said Buck as Mark Teixeira stepped back into the box.
Again, I was skeptical. I had heard announcers mention what a team could do with one swing before, and it almost never happened. But two pitches later, I was proven wrong. A Tex message was sent into the first row of the monster seats.
And so it began. The Yankees went on to stomp on the Red Sox, scoring fifteen unanswered runs to win the game 15-9. I was ecstatic.
But the best part of the game for me was not seeing Derek Jeter slide home with the go-ahead run following a double by Nick Swisher, or seeing pitcher after pitcher implode in front of the Fenway crowd. It was looking at new Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine, as he stared in disbelief when the Yankees tacked on another run, desperately tried to find a pitcher who could hold the flaming Yankee bats down, and absorb a mountain of jeers with every walk back to the dugout. I saw Valentine as the face of a team in turmoil, whose fans were already frustrated after a crippling September collapse and has now been brought to the breaking point.
It was utter fan euphoria. My team had managed to vanquish its rivals in the best possible way, by making the game seem assured, then turning the game into a blowout of their own. The Yankees only won by six, but they might as well have won by twenty. The Red Sox, their manager, and their fans looked pathetic in my eyes.
To Red Sox fans, I understand your pain. I know what it’s like to see my team hold a seemingly unshakeable lead only to have it destroyed in front of our eyes despite all of our efforts, followed by a giddy celebration from our archrivals. But Saturday was one of the best baseball experiences I have ever had, rivaling even September 28th of last year, the epic Game 162.
Saturday was everything I love about baseball, the comeback, the home runs, the cheering and jeering fans, and the game’s utter resistance to predictability, something that John Sterling mentions so often. At Boston’s expense, Saturday was truly amazing.
Best closed captioning ever: (crowd boos) on Flickr.
Yes, this really appeared on the Yankee Stadium scoreboard at the Indians vs. Yankees game on April 19, 2009. And yes, I got a photo of it. It is not photoshopped.
I really shouldn’t make any complaints about the Yankees Radio Network. I am too dependent on it, and developing a subpar opinion of the network’s broadcasts could be quite dangerous. But I simply cannot stand it anymore.
Yankees radio broadcasts have become one big commercial.
John Sterling and Suzyn Waldman, who aren’t particularly interesting in their broadcasts anyway, are now giving in to useless promos more than ever before. When a pitcher “paints the corner,” the incident has a sponsor. When Waldman reads the broadcast copyright speech, a law firm gets a spot on the air. And numerous other promos appear with no rhyme or reason, from Wendy’s hamburgers to (highly dangerous) Indian Point Energy Center.
There seems to be more promos on the air this season than there were the season before, and more last season than the year before that. Maybe soon the broadcast will be entirely promos, with an announcer chiming in every once in a while to say the score.
In any case, the promos are extremely annoying. This is not a comercial. This is baseball.



